10/9/23 10/9/23

Which Drag Race Winners Could Take Andrew Tate

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10/7/23 10/7/23

The Pipeline of Melodrama to the January 6th Insurrection or How Lorde Homewrecked Her Way to the House of Congress

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10/7/23 10/7/23

The Sour Patch Kids called me a bunch of slurs and then introduced me to Björk: First they’re sour, then they’re sweet!

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10/4/23 10/4/23

Move Over Gaylors: I Think Bebe Rexha's Asexual

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10/4/23 10/4/23

Exposé! My Neighbors Speak Out On All The Weird Shit They've Overheard Me Saying

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10/3/23 10/3/23

BU Implements Soap Cutting ASMR Videos Into Lectures

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9/30/23 9/30/23

Turned Off? More Like Turned On: Why Every Single Man Who Has His Autocaps Off is a Slut

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9/27/23 9/27/23

Woes of Womanhood: Asserting Dominance Over the AUX at the Function Edition

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9/23/23 9/23/23

Dear Anxious Girlies, Please Stop Masturbating in Front of Your Squishmallows

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9/21/23 9/21/23

“Oh no, Timothy Chalamet smoked a cigarette!” Cried The Girl With A Juul In Her Hand

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9/15/23 9/15/23

Bottoms: Movie Of The Year And Other Phrases That Will Never Be A Lie

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9/1/23 9/1/23

My Ten Step Plan to Destroy the Pinky Toe

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