Mirna Benavente

Mirna Benavente

Writer

Articles

They Just Taped Over the Mice Hole in My Dorm (This Isn’t a Joke, They Used My Own Tape)

Breaking My AMC Sobriety To Do a Wicked/Gladiator II Double Feature

The Perv Ghost That Keeps Opening the Bathroom Door in My New Apartment

Things That Jigsaw Could Do For My Own Personal Saw Trap

Watch Coco in Theaters Again! and Other Ways to Pretend to Care About Hispanic Heritage Month

Mental Illness Update! Screen Time For Wikipedia Was 12 Hours Last Week

Real life Pixar movie: saw two rats on Bay State playing <3

Did they hit the second tower again? No? Take your clothes out of the dryer!!

From the Dean’s Desk: smoke (a little ;) grass but don’t miss class #educationisonFLEEK

Turning 21! (i haven’t yet, but this is what i imagine will happen)

“this ur new bitch??” and Other Things My Old Roommate Has Texted Me About My New Roommate

Wanted to Watch Pitch Perfect But Now the Inevitability of Death Looms Over Me

AMC Leaked Memo- “You Survived Swifties, Good Luck With the Five Nights at Freddy’s Fans”

My Harrowing Journey from East to the Canes on West

“Oh no, Timothy Chalamet smoked a cigarette!” Cried The Girl With A Juul In Her Hand

Past Headlines

Confused Boston Guys Thought Wicked Was About the Celtics: “The Green Marketing Really Threw Me Off”