Doran Steinfeld

Doran Steinfeld

Editor in Chief, Writer, Photo (on occasion)

Articles

Double Majoring in Lust and Gluttony: Going Back For Seconds in the Dining Hall

Tits Out for Terriers: BU’s New Mental Health Program

Today I Wrote Out My Times Tables on the CDS Whiteboard Walls (Yes, I’m in COM) 

Help! I Just Saw the Ghost of the Old BU Terrier and He Told Me I Have Ten Days To Live. What Do I Do?

I Farted So Badly It Set Off the Warren Towers Fire Alarm 

Fetus, Due Next Week, Looking to Boost Their Resume so They Can Get into BU in 18 Years

Carrying a trapped pink butterfly in a cage everywhere: Top 10 things ALL gay people are guilty of doing

The Sour Patch Kids called me a bunch of slurs and then introduced me to Björk: First they’re sour, then they’re sweet!

Headlines

BU To Reallocate Funds From Financial Aid to BUY MORE MULCH!!!

When I Become President and Mandate Flow Free and Genuinely Reach a Flow State

Hey BTW Course Evaluations Are Open in Case You Didn’t See

“I’m Never Apologizing for My Jewish Comments” Me for the Rest of My Life Now.

How To Incorporate Holding Space for Defying Gravity Into Your Pre-Thanksgiving Meal Grace Prayer

Greek Titan Atlas Calls Woman in Queer Media Out for Cultural Appropriation After “Holding Space” Comment

“Sorry, I’m Holding Space” Ten Ways To Make Sure Your Trumpie Cousin Doesn’t Sit Next to You at the Thanksgiving Table”

I Wanna Finger You (Hold Your Singular Finger in Support)

When I Become President and Mandate Flow Free and Genuinely Reach a Flow State

Photos

Confessions of a Former Funny Girl

Kumbaya Is So Last Year… Let’s All Hold Fingers and Sing Defying Gravity