Derp Chungus, M.D.

Derp Chungus, M.D.

Writer, Special Projects

Articles

New SHS Initiative “Please Don’t Kill Yourself Even Though It’s Getting Dark at 3PM” Launches

Fed Up With Phallic Sculptures on Campus? Here Are Six Public Art Pieces That Look Like a Giant Pussy 😻

We’re So Fucking Back: Tomodachi Life 2 Announced, This Time With Gay Sex

IJBOLocalypse: I Am High In The Kenmore McDonald’s

Warren Towers Orange Chicken Got Me Acting Straaaangeee 🤤🤤🤤

HANUKKAH MIRACLE: This Vape Was Only Supposed To Have One Puff Left But It Lasted Eight Puffs

Canada Noose: What To Look Out For If The Class War Breaks Out On Campus

Cillian Murphy’s Filmography Ranked In Order Of How Good It Is To Jack Off To

Carcinogen Speedrun Any%: Licking The Rock On BU Beach Everyone Spray Paints

Who Else Is Having an Indie Sleaze Fall! I Don’t Take Care of My Body

How to Cite Prophecy in MLA Format

Man KILLED in Gag City for Refusing to Twerk

A Question For The Culture: Ok, Who Told Meghan Trainor She was Mother?

I Feel The Meat! Addicted to Your Feet 🤤

I Should Be Silenced: Not All Voices Were Meant To Be Heard

DEVASTATING: Queer Literature Class Has No Yaoi Unit

Bottoms: Movie Of The Year And Other Phrases That Will Never Be A Lie

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