Alex Johnson

Alex Johnson

Writer

“So Now I’m the Bad Guy?” Tenured Professor Fired After Stamping “Pass/Fail” on Students’ Foreheads

Articles

Nobody Got Time for You to Make a Friend… Petition to Ban Hogging One Big Ass Table With Your Tiny Little Lonely Self

Tyson, Kamala, Now Rhett. Will the POC Community Ever Win?

Senioritis, Syphilis, and Spandex: Closing Out My Semester

Mission Impossible: Finding Melanin-Deficient Roommate in Sea of White

“He’s Way Too Yoked to Do Work Rn” Smoked Before Mugar and Now I’m Paranoid Everyone’s Talking About Me

Student Link Crashes After Everyone Registers to Bang Your Mom at the Same Time

How to Find the Right Time to Ask Dad for Money When You Haven’t Called Home in Two Weeks

“Didn’t We Hook Up Freshman Year?” Interrupting the BU Tours to Embarrass the Guide

“I wouldn’t call myself a martyr just cause I didn’t want any morphine,” Questroom student after getting stabbed 12 times near Kenmore

Trying to Romanticize a University that’s Just a Street: A Guide

Past Headlines

Feeling Optimistic About the Year Until I Sharted in Front of Dr. Mel G