MIT Frat Engineers Giant Zipline Over the Charles River

By Lila Sverdrup | Photo by Tejas Rama

The elite MIT students are at it again, literally changing the world! Every little thing they do is just amazing and better than everyone else! Even the frat guys are such innovators! 

On March 18th, 2025, MIT fraternity InsertMeaninglessStringofLettersHere has started construction on a Zipline that would span the Charles River. Along with many other MIT fraternities, InsertMeaninglessStringofLettersHere’s living quarters are located on the Boston University campus, which is directly across the Charles River. MIT students are always coming up with extravagant ways to gloat! Hey, next time, stay on your side of the river. 

 Anyways, engineering a zipline was the perfect way to efficiently get to class! (Because you know they don’t skip one lecture) I can’t believe no one has thought of it before! Gen Z does bring many gifts. 

While MIT tried hard to keep the drunks off campus, the Zipline is a perfect transit method back from Frat parties too! Overall the zip line offers many pros for the MIT frat and possibly BU students. Who knows, maybe one of you reading this may follow some guys back to MIT through the air! Total turn on!