Where Was Baldwin the Eagle on Jan 6, 2021?

By Madi Forrest | Photo by Tara Mullaney

I know where Baldwin was not on January 6, 2021: Boston, Massachusetts. How did I come across this information? Investigative journalism.

 I asked someone wearing a BC jersey outside of the BC vs BU game two Saturdays ago if they saw Baldwin on campus on said day. Yes, he was allegedly a freshman and not in Boston yet, but Chad Lard, age 18, provided me with concrete information to navigate this pressing question. It is not news to most that BC demolished our asses both on Friday and Saturday’s hockey games, but now I am asking the right questions to launch a smear campaign to silence these oppressive clowns.

Did anyone see Baldwin on Jan 6??

Sources say, “No.”

So, we can only make assumptions. 

And you know what happens when you assume… You get questions answered.

Was he at an orphanage beating up the youth? Was he at Jefe’s skipping the line? Was he at Pavement not respecting baristas' pronouns? Was he at the Common kicking puppies? Was he at a public place wearing his mask below his beak?

I’m not trying to ruffle any feathers, but we must cage this bird immediately.

Once again, I dare ask: where was Baldwin on January 6, 2021? 

The answer seems obvious, but I am also extremely intuitive and all-knowing. At this moment, besides me, nobody seems to know for sure. But if we can assume anything from our other assumptions that lead us to only answered questions, he was likely up to no good and making trouble in his neighborhood. Luckily for us, that isn’t Boston.