“Wait…I Actually Like It Here?” Student Surprised They Sometimes Don’t Hate BU

By Anonymous 

Grade deflation, tuition, the CAS bathrooms, Warren dining. The list of things BU students hate about this school is large and growing every day. But, if the list is indeed so long, why do people even come here? 

When asked to comment about this strange phenomenon, one student responded, “Well, I don’t know. I guess there are some good things that make me like it here.” After further questioning, he proceeded to specify that he “appreciates the BU bitches." They’re not great, but, like, I’m from rural Nevada so the bar’s pretty low.”

Another BU student noted that even though she had to move out of Warren to an emergency single, because the mold issues in her dorm caused her asthma to worsen, she finds herself “kinda liking my classes sometimes.” 

This trend of people “kinda liking” BU is a common one. One freshman noted that, while he is “an avid user of Sidechat,” he “has friends and shit” at BU that make his school experience “bearable enough.” 

One junior noted her dislike of Warren: “When I’m at West, everyone is beautiful. Then I come to Warren, and all I see is weird looking freshmen.” However, she clarified that this disparity in beautiful people is only “mildly agitating” and that she still appreciates the “the opportunities” she gains as a result of being a student at BU. 

It is important to note how, after every response confessing that some part of them liked BU, each student who commented became visibly surprised, bashful, and embarrassed, proceeding to ask the Bunion to “fuck off and leave them alone.” It seems as though the answer to why people even come here remains an unspoken mystery.