Successfully Grinding Length of Green Line Tracks Unlocks Secret Half-Pipe On CAS Roof

COMMONWEALTH AVENUE—After grinding the full length of Green Line tracks along Boston University’s Charles River Campus, professional skateboarder Bob Burnquist confirmed earlier rumors that the trick combo unlocks a secret half-pipe on the roof of the College of Arts and Sciences.“This hidden area is just one of many level-specific features that adds multiple layers of depth to game play,” says Neversoft, developer of Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 2 and Boston University.“What the hell is going on?  Why is our campus so well-suited for skateboarding?“ asked student Andrew Stevens (SAR ’15). "It’s like they built it to be a skate park.”“There are dozens of secret spots that can be unlocked after players complete certain level-specific objectives, such as ollie-ing over Dean Elmore”, reports Neversoft head developer, Mick West.“I’m walking out of Warren and all of the sudden this skateboarder just falls off the building,“ said a visibly concerned Julie Sampson (CAS ’14). "There was blood everywhere, but he just started blinking and continued skateboarding. No, I don’t mean he was blinking with his eyes, but like he kept turning invisible and then visible again.”“Should I have called an ambulance?” asked Sampson.At press time, a frustrated lecturer has been trying to talk over the loud sound of "You” by Bad Religion.