Top Ten Places to Break Up With Your S/O on Campus!!

By Kai Farr | Photo by Yara Ahmed

Now that Valentine’s Day is over, a lot of you have probably realized that your college partner is a piece of shit. Here are the top 10 places around BU to break up with your significant other: 

  1. HoJo Bunk Bed: watching them climb down the ladder will give you the required affirmation 

  2. BU Medical Campus: they will never find their way back 

  3. Studio East: get it all on film so you can refer back to it when you get horny and desperate for them in a month

  4. Fitrec Stairmaster: how are they supposed to argue with you if they’re completely out of breath?

  5. Any Gender Studies Class: just go on a long-winded rant about how gender is a performance and sexuality is a prison and they’ll probs break up with you before you’re even done talking 

  6. Buick Street Dunkin Donuts: speaking from personal experience this one sucks but will stop making you get Dunkin everyday and you will save so much $ and also you will stop drinking frozen coffees like a damn child 

  7. The middle of Comm Ave: most effective if in front of a tour group or on the T tracks while the train is rapidly approaching 

  8. GSU: a classic. what’s better than being broken up with while surrounded by literally everyone you know

  9. BU SHS STI Lab: so afterwards if you’re negative then you can start sucking and fucking others right away, and if you’re positive you have a reason to slide back into their DMs

  10. Rhett Bench: no explanation needed.

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