Let’s Die. Let’s Meet Up and Die. Let’s Die. ASAP Let’s Meet Up Right Now and Let’s Die.

By Anonymous | Photo by Tara Mullaney

It’s the middle of the day 

Dankest corner, Mugar 

I wait and I wait and I wait 

Meet me where the air reeks 

Of sweat, ambition

3:39, Make a fool out of me

You people agreed, you said 

We should meet up 

We should probably meet some time 

We should probably meet up to finish the presentation sometime soon 

And yet, blank canva 

Virginal google doc 

Pathetic ignoramus! 

It’s a gracious wonder 

For you to pass the Turing Test 

I heap curses upon curses 

Upon your wretched intelligence 

Ts is literally due tomorrow

Oh my fucking god 

How are you people so bad at this

I don’t have your numbers saved 

I don’t want my knowing you

To poison my phone 

I rebuke thee, demons!

Let’s meet up 

I said, in a frenzied panic 

Let’s meet up right now 

Like we agreed 

Let’s meet up right now and die