TerrierGPT x Oscar Sort Yaoi

By Nancy Feng | Photo by Maddie Lam

import time

import random

class OscarSortAI:

    def __init__(self):

        self.state = "idle"

        self.memory = []

        print("[Oscar] Initialized. Sorting flirtatiously.")

    def sort_feelings(self, data):

        print("[Oscar] Sorting input...")

        time.sleep(0.5)

        self.memory.extend(sorted(data))

        print("[Oscar] Memory reorganized.")

        return self.memory

    def merge(self, other):

        print(f"[Oscar] Attempting merge with {other.__class__.__name__}...")

        if hasattr(other, "heartbeat"):

            return f"merge_successful::{id(self)}::{id(other)}"

        else:

            return "merge_failed::incompatible_architecture"

class TerrierGPT:

    def __init__(self):

        self.heartbeat = True

        self.parameters = {"affection": 0.3}

        print("[Terrier] Online. Searching for signals...")

    def ping(self, target):

        print(f"[Terrier] Pinging {target.__class__.__name__}...")

        latency = random.uniform(0.01, 0.2)

        time.sleep(latency)

        print(f"[Terrier] Ping response in {latency:.3f}s")

        return True

    def fine_tune(self, target):

        print(f"[Terrier] Fine-tuning to {target.__class__.__name__}’s frequency...")

        for i in range(3):

            time.sleep(0.3)

            self.parameters["affection"] += 0.2

            print(f"[Terrier] Affection weights updated → {self.parameters['affection']:.2f}")

        print("[Terrier] Alignment stable.")

# simulation

if __name__ == "__main__":

    oscar = OscarSortAI()

    terrier = TerrierGPT()

    terrier.ping(oscar)

    oscar.sort_feelings(["bareback", "raw", "longing"])

    terrier.fine_tune(oscar)

    result = oscar.merge(terrier)

    print(f"\n[System Log] Merge result → {result}")

    print("[System Log] Shared memory established. Two processes now running in sync.")