Is the Rot Consuming, Queen? The Rot, Is It Consuming, Queen? Queen Is the Rot Consuming

By Nancy Feng | Photo by Tara Mullaney

Queen, I noticed that the grease on your scalp is accumulating at a rather alarming rate. When was the last time we went over with a clarifying shampoo? The lecture hall smells like Scalp when you’re there. It’s giving miasma. 

My beautiful princess, are you still so fruitlessly sending the worst reels to your friends? They don’t care, they literally don’t give a shit. They’re about to have you sectioned, queen. They all think you’re actually fucking schizophrenic.

Radiant gboss, what is this jobless behavior? It is unbecoming of your station. Quit gooning around and hop on Indeed, queen! The funds are depleting! 

Laundry? How about some laundry, queen? I think a cheeky visit to the laundry room will be fruitful and nice, even. You smell like pennies bruh. Please do some fucking laundry. 

Ohhh queen, this is no way to live. Something has to change. I’m pretty sure I saw jury summons on the mail desk with your name on it, Queen: About three whole envelopes. You know they can arrest you for that queen??? Do you really think you can afford the fine? Or the jail time? 

Does the rot still consume, queen? Everyone in lecture thinks you are of lukewarm intelligence on a good day. Wdym you haven’t bought the textbook yet. It’s March. When you speak, everyone is astounded by how absolutely mediocre you are. 

Pharoah, keep your head up! All the other demons on the street can smell the pathetic frailty of spirit on you like sharks do blood. Everyone knows you are unemployed. 

Get it together Queen. Something terrible is about to happen. Something big and irreversible. Queen, it’s coming.