BREAKING: Old White Man Wins Election

The AP has confirmed that one of the 2020 presidential candidates, the old white man, has won the 2020 election. He narrowly beat out the other old white man who engaged in a tough campaign against him.A northeast native, the winner had many supporters across the nation who believed he was the right fit for the presidency. Specifically, they believe his past experience in the White House makes him the best choice for the job.Although it was a close election, in the end it was the old white man who had the right number of electoral votes to secure the win. Some are concerned as the new president-elect is already in his 70s but luckily the man has named a younger Vice President in case anything goes awry.The new president has the support of his wife, son, daughter and grandchildren. They will be living in the White House.

Previous
Previous

Wisconsin Kind of Hot Now?

Next
Next

Guessing Joe Biden's Instagram Password