Student Wishes Roommate Would Please Take A Little Longer In The Shower

ALLSTON—Sarah Smithers (SAR ‘20) wishes her roommate would please just take a LITTLE longer in the shower. She hasn’t spent enough time in there, since it’s only been half an hour since she got in at 12:15 a.m.“It’s like no, please take your time. I love showering in freezing water and stepping out onto a soaked bath mat,” Smithers told The Bunion.Smithers also reported feeling totally relaxed at the thought of going to bed as late as possible, especially since she has classes at 9am.“The later I get in the shower and the less sleep I get, the more awake I am for work the next day! There’s always so much adrenaline coursing through my veins. It’s better than coffee!”However, for Smithers, the icing on the cake is when her roommate locks herself in the bathroom, turns on the water and leaves it running for twenty minutes before she actually gets into the shower. “It’s a huge waste of water,” said Smithers. “Thank god! I hate the earth!”At press time, Smithers was seen scrolling through Twitter for the whole night instead of getting in the shower before her roommate.