Admissions Tour Guide Thinks He’s All That After Three Moms Laugh At His Joke

MARSH PLAZA—Admissions Ambassador Kevin Reynolds (CAS ‘18) received a huge ego boost when three moms laughed at a joke he made while guiding a tour across campus.“You know I wish I could remember it, I really do” said Kevin when asked about his killer one liner. “I say a lot of funny stuff, it’s just the kind of guy I am, so it’s hard to keep track of every single amazing joke I tell, you know?”Kevin claims that the laughter coming from his tour group could be heard throughout campus and that bystanders began to follow his tour group just to hear his jokes.“I’m pretty sure he just used one of the puns about BU that are written into the tour guide script,” remarked Kelly Jennings (COM ‘19), “so I’m not really sure why Kevin thinks he should get some kind of promotion.”“It’s all about delivery,” continued Kevin. “If you don’t have the right timing and the right audience, you’re joke’s gonna fall flat. I mean, I know I’ve only been doing tours for two weeks, but I’m kind of a big deal on campus now.”At press time, Kevin was seen lugging a cart of props and a microphone in the middle of his tour.

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